How 'Public Interest' Journalism Works

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1. Subscription-only FREE PRESS launches truth-seeking bung.
2. Public interest DIGITAL INTERFACE left ajar by cash-seeking cunt.
3. CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER thinks about having another line.

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1. PARTIAL DATA gathered via celebrity sonar and made-up quotes.
2. HYPERINJUNCTION moves time and space to parallel universe.
3. CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER really fucking buzzing now.