MY FANTASY HOUSE ARREST

Those of you who saw my last DVD "Home Secretary" in which I played a hot temp in glasses involved in steamy romps with businessmen in a series of dream homes will know what to expect in me this time round.

Yes, for my new DVD "Control Order" the combination of raunchy love action and classic contemporary interiors continues. Something for the ladies as well as the fellas, as I am detained in top of the range properties in prime locations at the whim of politicians, judges, interior designers, girlfriends and pets.

Come with me as I take you on a personal tour of my Arresting Fantasy House.

 

SLIM, rib-like timbers break up the light from the roof-panes, creating pattern and shade. Metal glazing bars in the windows add to the effect, as do hand-tooled leather harnesses suspended from the ceiling.

ROUGH, sandblasted brick meets crisp, wide creamy-white ceilings and the oiled dividing walls of my lobby. Concealed lighting and cameras add warmth.

COOL glass sides and a see-through floor make the mezzanine walkway appear to ride, moaning, above the main space.

ASTONISHING contrasts in the library/playroom. Panelled in walnut, this is rich with the grain of wood and here I show it ALL. Non-paperback books line the walls to add a genuine touch of class along with the leather-topped desk, me about to enter a black girl with my strap-on, and the controlled glow of the gas fire.

SLATTED treads on the spiral staircase spread themselves easily, are veneered in walnut, and I don't wear any pants whilst ascending. Country feel.

OPEN planning in the main living area, with just the occasional pause for thought. Beyond it, the living area has a red sofa in it. I wouldn't be at all surprised if I took one up the arse bending over that, and there's a private cinema tucked round the corner, for projection in due course.

SIZZLING in the kitchen is a colossal cooker island with more than a hint of fashionable Nazi fetish. The burnished steel work surfaces are ideal for quiet reflection of my melons. Wood flooring, stocks and cupboards soften the industrial feel, and floor-to-ceiling "wine" racks, with "diamond"-shaped compartments, are also there. Again, this is a thermostatically controlled environment.

FENG SHUI, or Chinese Love Balls, are very important in the master bedroom. This has no curtains or blinds, and a skylight above the bed lets in the dawn with light welts and lovejuice. It is divided from the bathroom by a free-standing gasping wall. Everything is tongue and groove.

 

Wet Townhouses Of Amsterdam
Stripped And Seen To
Georgian Beauties In Distress
Shaved Lawns
Come Up The Ladder
Sarah Beeny's Expanding Value
Anal Surveyors 2
Half-Timbered and Crucked
The Project Manager's Log
Swedish Finish
Face South, Bitch
Oral Contract
Arts and Crafts of Love
Spread Over Three Acres
Kirsty Allsopp's Cotswolds
Tackle Clutter
Cottage Secrets
Little Slats
Sapphic Lutyens
Tying Up Equity
Mature Planting
Lofted Beams
Dan Cruickshank's Breath Control Masterclass
Neutral Colour Action
Glaze My Niche
Quite Close To A Good School