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Image: At dawn, a gentle wind from an unexpected bakery. 
Message: Fresh beginnings and a Danish Pastry. 

A rollercoaster of a year in prospect. It starts well - you're excited but stationary - then it lumbers into a high-speed, pointless, circular journey on machinery declared safe for cash yesterday to avoid a proper health and safety inspection. Single girls should approach romantic affairs with caution; the advice of gay men is suspect, particularly those in hats. People appreciate your frankness and common sense, so don't be afraid to speak your mind - ideally in a self-induced trance. Family affairs could flourish briefly at a funeral. Stay alert for 'mind puddings'. Keep to the left of 'loved ones' unless approaching a roundabout. A mysterious parcel arrives in the late afternoon on an unseasonably cold day. Except it doesn't, does it? Don't swallow more than you can chew. This year, life will be in pop-up mode.