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GOLDSMITH'S LAW
Memoirs of an Attorney-General
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| Ye citizens of
England are in fearful tumult, a consequence of recent publick
discharge of explosives by Arab piccaninnies. Miss Melanie Phillips,
writing in ye popular prints, is shrille in her condemnation.
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| I summon the
Commissioner of Londonne Constables, and humbly present my Proposals
For Ye Charge Of Treason To Be Laid Upon All Who Incite Violence
Against His Majestie's Government.
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| Ye Home
Secretary is nonplussed.
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| I caution him
most ardently against Dissent, as this might be construed a
betrayalle of ye Prime Minister, a treasonous matter of its self!
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| By means of ill
humour and ye encouragement of others, Miss Phillips now hath
brought herself to boylinge point. |
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| Meanwhyle, in
Belmarsh Gaol, a vile Mohammedan learns that ye fruits of blasphemy
are bitter indeed... |
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