Hello, you all right?

No, I know what you’re thinking. I am not Fucking Stupid, so Don’t Make Me Tell You Again.

Aye, you’re thinking ‘This Cunt Is Supposed To Be Extinct’. Fair enough, I hold my Fucking Hands up to that one. On the Other Hand, do I sound extinct?

This is my Simple General Election Message: What is our Glorious History if not the story of all that has gone Be Fucking Fore? I for one say Fuck the Common Market Or Whatever The Fuck It Is Called These Days up the arse – warning, queue ahead, pal – and let’s get back to the Good Old Days.

Aye. Merrie Olde England, when if it were Black, dancing around and angry it were a FUCKING BEAR. Don’t take my Fucking Word for it, you soft cunt. Ask yourself. Would you rather be Tormenting a Bear, or getting mugged by a crack-hungry Nigerian Social Worker? It is not Rocket Science. It is Common Fucking Sense. And while I’m on the Fucking Subject of Rocket Science, by the way – the Jews may have sold it to the Yanks, but the Nazis had it first, remember.

Don’t think that my General Election Message doesn’t ‘Engage’ with Birds, either, you cunt. Message For The Ladies: Multiculturalism cannot work in Britain, because there are no Friendly Cultural Bacteria in a White Digestive Transit. And outside the Transit, Friendly Bacteria are strictly for Birds Only, and none of them look fucking Saucy Enough for Yours Truly. Simply watch the adverts if you don’t believe me. All tits are completely covered – Islam again – and there is Absolutely no Lesbian Auction, or Whatever It Is You Call It When You Have Sex Without A Cock. None of my business, love. Make us a fucking Sandwich or Something, I’m Fucking Extinct!

My Mates often ask me - How Can We Keep Our Homes And Families Safe From Immigration? At the Moment, they can all be Rounded Up. But if the Country, in particular The North, was ever overrun by Spud-Faced Mullah Fannies in their Fucking Silly Pyjamas - or worse, Human African Dirty Bombs - we do not know which Targets would be chosen or how Severe the Swamping would be. I will leave that to Your Own Fucking Imagination.

 

 

Fig. 1 Don’t expect your Fucking Insurers to pay out – they’re all Asian.

 

In the Event of what they call an Immigration Explosion, the Initial Culture Shock Alone is severe enough to cause what they call Widespread Structural Damage. It will also paralyse Traditional Boot Sales, Barbeques, Illegal Hare Coursing, Football, Christian Baptisms , All Sky Channels and Harmless Sexual Mentoring for up to Five Miles from what they call the ‘Episylum’. Beyond that, according to the Home Office’s Own Advice, ‘there can be severe undermining of Indigenous 24-hour Drinking...’

 

Fig. 2 AIDS-infected Dandruff, Extremist Muslim MRSA, 
the List is endless.

 

What is this Cultural Fallout we on the Common Sense Fringe keep talking about all the Fucking Time? It is Alien Cultural 'Dust' sucked up into the Air, and what they call the Internet, after an Explosion of Immigration. Fatal for the Fucking Frail and Elderly, thanks Very Fucking Much. It can travel Hundreds of Miles in Seconds before falling to the Ground or into ‘Computers’. It cannot be seen or felt. It has a faint Smell - a really fucking rank combination of Sub Continent Bumcrack, Frankinsense, Prawn Curry, Sick, Stewed Camel and Burning Arabic Tyres - which can only be detected with Special Instruments. Exposure to it can cause Horrible Sickness with Gagging, Fucking Tongues Lolling Out, Death, The Lot.

 

Fig. 3 Keep out Muslim Heavy Atoms with Exterior Peat Flanks, big fat fuck Hearth Puddings and any Antiques Roadshow Items.

 

If the Dust falls on or around your Home, you are at risk from the Alien Cultural Radiation, as I have Said. This can Penetrate any Human Material, but its what they call Intensity is reduced as it passes through - so obviously the thicker and denser the Material is, the better, you Thick Fuck.

 

Fig. 4 Don’t make it easier for the Opportunist Swarthy Wog. 
Remember – Paint and Burn, Paint and Burn.

 

If you have Time before the Immigration starts, protect your Home and destroy anything useful to What I Like To Call The Allah Fuckbar Brigade. First, paint all Windows white so other People on the Estate know that White People live there and not to Firebomb. Second, burn any Copies of what they call the Koran or the Independent – just because it’s the Same Size as the Daily Mail these Days doesn’t mean it’s changed its Fucking Mind about Coon/Iraq Issues or has stopped blubbing about Child Whores from Albania. Who, I might Fucking Add, are nowhere near as Cheap as they used to be.

 

Fig. 5 This is their Idea of a Proper Toilet...

 

Fig. 6 ...and when they’ve done they just 
put their Shit in your Fucking Dustbin.

 

 

If for any Reason you have to abandon your Home – let’s say For Example a Cloud of Powdered Shit on the Horizon Announces The Arrival Of A Fucking Saracen Horde Or Something Like The Start Of Gladiator - be prepared for a Right Old Fucking State when you return to your Home if it has been occupied by Immigrants.

 

Fact: Immigrants Do Not Know how to use a Fucking Toilet, and will simply Remove the Seat from one of your Chairs and Shit Straight Into A Fucking Bin. Lined with a Carrier Bag – Stolen, Probably! - if you’re Lucky.

 

Fig. 7 The Silly Cunts don’t even know what a House is.

 

The One Good Thing is that Immigrant Squatters stay in one Room, as they are scared of Too Much Space, and Plumbing. He’s nicked the Radio already, look, filthy fucking Gypsies.

Vote for Common Sense. The Truth is not against the law, Mr. Blair. Or should I say Mr. Julian Fucking Clary. ‘He’ is coming off the fucking Lottery sharpish once Power is back in Proper Hands, as well. Cunt.

 

I hope that’s been of some help. Cheerio!