Boo Boo    September 23 - October 23                                     back

 

Image: A masochist with her tits pushed up.
Message: Uncomfortable underwear is its own reward. 

Plenty of opportunities to 'make merry' in the next solar spin with friends old and new, particularly new. Block psychic spam by applying upsorted memory. If baby, remember it's a wild world but avoid being always remembered as a child, girl. Fuck everybody appealing to your better nature - that's what charities are for. Make rapid headway with concentration, and you will have rolled a fat chance. Lucky bastard: Prince Charles. Awkward neighbours need tact and circumcision; tape ironic slogans up in your front window. Eat four marble-size potatoes every day, in one big go. Wear linen and buy a cat - this could be the year you step outside Reason. Look for blue items, and the milk of human kindness. Think of yourself as your best friend, but with much better insight.