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Attentio, eligibu young man u Britain!

Tonu Blai announc referendu o Euro Constitutio, e launc debata ba "pro" e "anti" lobbui.

Among UK populatio existi manu sceptici, say: "No! Europa is insatiabu whore, expensiv e cannot be truste, is time for pull out!" Please, no. Counteproductiv such knobjerk reactio, O think. Sensibu peopu say: "U course, Europa maybu corrupta, full u squabbli ethnici, eat horriblu food, wear disgusti clothe, no sensa humou, BUT! From Eastern Europa comes ATTRACTIVE SINGLE WOMAN for fun night out maybu more, dependu, good for marriag, womba strong like spacehoppu! Let us stay i Europa".

EUROPA: FREQUENTLU ASK QUESTIO

Q: If Europa continui engorge, absorba smalle countrui, will not all inhabita simplu be unde yoke u Franc-Germanu, bos everubodu abou like i Nazu Era?

A: Pfft! Ridiculu! Across Europa, peopu see Franc-Germanu as joke, not yoke! Eligibu man, travel to Paris think "Ah - citu o love, O find romanc here OK" is THINKAGAIN. Woman u Franc maybu shave face onceinawhil but NB nowhe else! Plus have nec like turkeu. Persona hygie nonexista. Germanu eve worse: motto u Germa woman - "eat sausag, be sausag".

2. Whic woman u Europa make best wife?

Is veru good questio. Mu advic to eligibu young UK man, waveri abou in/out Europa, visit mu website: http://www.romanianbrides.uk.net