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Image: After a difficult operation, a young physician hugs a child. 
Message: If unconditional love came in bottles, they'd be little brown ones kept in a locked pharmacy cupboard. 

A good year to try an experimental serum, or to get yourself genetically bar-coded. A stranger appears in your life - do not approach him, he's from the council. You're on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and fuck up at £300, with Chris Tarrant and the audience laughing like muffled donkeys, but it is only a dream. Learn to live with all your unpleasant habits by assigning each a nickname. Back any dog with 'Luck' in its name - it could be a good sign! Make new friends and discard others, aiming for an optimum social circle of 12. Try speaking up a bit, and to be more transparent in your relationship with your partner, misting up occasionally in private moments. Blow the wind southerly. Increase the size of your breasts or penis in just four weeks, and don't spare the horses. In summer watch out for reverse polarity NB may cause snoring while awake.