What should happen to the Bluebird?

  put back

  clean up but leave dents in to illustrate full horror of crash

  restore for annual memorial Coniston run with fireworks and open-air concert of light classics

  fit photon torpedos and transfer to Loch Ness with film crew

And Donald Campbell's headless remains?

  put back

  arrest on drink-driving charges

  encourage to stand as Labour party candidate for Coniston

  reconstruct up to neck and display in museum

If exhibited in crash museum, display with

  Princess Diana's Mercedes
  Marc Bolan's Mini
  June Whitfield's stairlift
  James Dean's Porsche
  Albert Camus' 2CV

If new head fitted, should be

  John Lennon
  Russell Brand
  Michael Schumacher
  Gruesome, slime-covered skull
  Lenny Henry doing funny face