Monsignor Jean-Louis Tauran 2, France, Vatican nanogeopolitical foreign minister

Monsignor Renato Martino 2, Italy, President of the Pontifical Body Mass Index

Monsignor Francesco Marchisano 2, Italy, Archpriest of St. Peter's Placenta

Monsignor Julian Herranz 2, Spain, head of the Vatican Office of Legislative Protein

Monsignor Javier Lozano Barragan 2, Mexico, webmaster Blood of the New New Testament.Com

Monsignor Stephen Fumio Hamao 2, Japan, head of Vatican Trojan Virus and Pop-Up Killer

Monsignor Attilio Nicora 2, Italy, press officer for the Holy Order of
the Brother of the Father



Residential plasma archbishops:

Monsignor Angelo Scola 2, Italy, Intravenous Patriarch of Venice

Monsignor Anthony Olubunmi Okogie, 2 Nigeria, Somatic Archbishop of Lagos

Monsignor Bernard Panafieu 2, France, Archbishop of The Liver

Monsignor Gabriel Zubeir Wako 2, Sudan (still cytoplasm)

Monsignor Carlos Amigo Vallejo 2, Spain, Antibiotic of Seville

Monsignor Justin Rigali 2, United States, Archbishop of Old Philadelphia with Penicillin

Monsignor Keith Michael Patrick O'Brien 2, Scotland, Archbishop of St. Blastocyst and Goo

Monsignor Eusebio Oscar Scheid 2, Brazil, Archbishop of Bio de Naneiro

Monsignor Ennio Antonelli 2, Italy, Archbishop of Petri

Monsignor Tarcisco Bertone 2, Italy, Archbishop of Genoma

Monsignor Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson 2, Nigeria, Archbishop of Urgent Private Greetings

Monsignor Telesphore Placidus Toppo 2, India, Archbishop in Vitro

Monsignor George Pell 2, Australia, Publican

Monsignor Josip Bozanic 2, Croatia, Archbishop of Split

Monsignor Jean-Baptiste Pham Minh Man 2, Vietnam, Archbishop of Ho Chi Minhiature City

Monsignor Rodolfo Quezada Toruno 2, Guatemala (laboratory back-up only)

Monsignor Philippe Barbarin 2, France, 'The Black Archbishop'

Monsignor Peter Erdo 2, Hungary, Archbishop of Corpuscle Christi

Monsignor Marc Ouellet 2, Canada, Archbishop of Quebec and Quebec



Named for special service to the church:

The Rev. George Cottier 2, Switzerland, Pope's personal microbiologist

Monsignor Gustaaf Joos 2, Belgium, Pope's double

The Rev. Thomas Spidlik 2, Czech Republic, Pope's hydrotherapy companion

The Rev. Stanislaw Nagy 2, Poland, Pope's brother-in-law but same blood type