Year of the Bitch

1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006

People born in the Year of the Bitch possess the best traits of human
nature. It was the philosopher-poet Lao Tse who famously declared: 'The
truth I do not stretch or shove/ When I say the bitch is full of love/ I've
also proved, by actual test/ A wet bitch is the lovingest', though in
Chinese obviously. Bitch People are usually the life and soul of the Party,
though quick to anger if they suspect local committee members of
inappropriate behaviour.