Norman E Mailer, Intelligent Outsourcer.

My thoughts and prayers go out at this time to the families, friends, colleagues, neighbors, clients, people of ethnic origin, and all blind carbon copy recipients of this email, who may be looking for a flexible IT strategy to resonate into the future as a lasting tribute.

Bunny Fib, Desktops In Pyjamas.

While al-Q'aida has a cost-effective network, we're still struggling in my area of the East Midlands with broadband uptake. Surely if we are to win the War On Terrorism we need more IT alignment in the business community. The business community are the real soldiers in the front line against international popular revolution, though admittedly some are not armed. Though admittedly some are.

Dan Glingflex, Silver Server Consultants.

Due to serious flaws in Microsoft's Internet Explorer browser which may expose credit card and other sensitive information, I would like to pay tribute at this time to victims of cryptographic vulnerabilities. They must stand firm, and wait. As a successful IT consultant, I'm in enough pain and I do not intend to relive that day. It was bad enough to live that day. I'm not sure in the evening of Sept. 11 that I'll want to sit in front of a television at length and remember that day. I may do it earlier in that day, then in the evening watch the Adam Sandler comedy The Wedding Singer.

Courgetta Vulva, Eggsbox USA.

British taxpayers ask how an IT system for a Government agency, procured under the Private Finance Initiative from US consultants, could go £50m over budget and be running more than a year late. Call me American, but it seems to me this is a convenient motherfucking smokescreen to divert the thoughts and prayers of the civilised world from the contemplation and remembrance of September 11, in all its graphic motherfucking horror. British taxpayers should show more cocksucking respect for the loved ones.

'Dell Boy', Casualsoftware.co.uk

On September 11 this year from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m I shall be putting Dreamweaver MX and Studio MX to Work and helping people to improve their Graphics, Animation and Flash skills. Why? Because the alternative, my friends, is anarchy.

P C Ploth, Bexhill IT Solutions Online.

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