Darcy Farquear'say

Architectural Investigator

Converting an existing pit into a contemporary urban spiderhole can create a magical space for guests, one at a time, writes Darcy Farquear'say.

Next year's essential home improvement for stylish Londoners, I predict, will be the spiderhole. Both sanctuary and showpiece, its minimalist interior makes it the perfect place for a solitary guest to reflect in silence.

If your home lacks an existing pit, do not despair. Specialist design/build contractors can create a roughly hewn hole for around £5,000. You can then decorate the space yourself (if you feel you have the correct taste) or hire a professional. Homeowners whose property is not at ground level should certainly seek advice.

The absolutely vital rule - in this piece and in all my others - is "Less Is More". A truly authentic urban spiderhole should contain only a small item of art (available from most London galleries) an ambience passage (check the internet for interesting examples of hand-crafted titanium tubes from Germany) and your guest.


At a recent dinner party, we were all - celebrities and common folk alike - invited into the host's miniature Mediterranean courtyard. Beneath the eco-shelter lay the entrance to her newly-excavated spiderhole. We queued in a solemn, snaking line, each of us taking it in turns to lower ourselves into this marvellous, mysterious void and lie down close to the almost-invisible art. Of course, I went first.

If you're looking for something special for your spiderhole you could perhaps try splicing in a ramped circulation system, with translucent walls of smart glass and a bifurcated floor laid with kiln-dried tiles, but it would be pointless and vulgar.


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