Deimos        April 21 - May 20                                                        back

 

Image: In the distance, a softly glowing shopping centre. 
Message: Life is a softly glowing shopping centre, where they don't exchange faulty goods.

Whoa. Whoooooah! Work, love life, family affairs and tax matters...all a bit hectic? One trouser leg at a time, lover! Tip: invent a mental detective who will explore your mind, filing daily reports on anything suspicious. A sexually complicit colleague may be facing a testing period at work - switch to having a proper lunch so it's just sandwiches in the evening. You explore new opportunities, possibly balloon-related (dachshund?) The sudden swerve of a close personal relationship nearly has you over the central reservation, but luckily you steer into the skid. Pets seem moodier in the third quarter. Beware a stolen family heirloom, for it carries a curse. Watching Masterchef, you and your imaginary friends will bark 'This is a volcano of food emotion!' but only one of you will laugh. Gunfights and Ebola: no! Lucky font: Lucida Sans Unicode.