Ganymede    July 23 - August 22                                     back

 

Image: Morning rush hour, heavy rain. Amber traffic lights. Discarded pizzas. 
Message: Nobody ever finishes a takeaway pizza.

The future lies ahead like an eerie canal. You never know what's round the corner, or who owns the large mystical horse towing you along. Spring clean your mind, but try to stay physically 'cluttered'. Lucky dances this year include the Foxtrot and the Gandalf. If short-sighted, do not attempt laser surgery on your own eyes. If long-sighted, get some glasses like Simon Schama's. Towards the end of the year join the 'Prestige Elite' by making this your default font. Friends provide marvellous opportunities for practical jokes, and you're the one they hope will generate unpleasant friction. Seize every opportunity, hold it between your knees, knock it unconscious and then gut it. Contest all intellectual copyright infringements, but never forget who you really are. Learn a foreign language, then argue with yourself in it. Charmed food: broccoli arranged into a miniature enchanted forest.