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Oh yeah, poor Israeli citizens living peacefully in those lovely ancient villages discovered intact yet MYSTERIOUSLY DEVOID OF PEOPLE in 1948...
Stop. You offend me with your laboured ANTI-SEMICASM.
Rockets aren't the only things coming over from Gaza. What about the putrid smell of non-functioning terrorist sewage systems? And Arabic 'body odour'? And, in flagrant breach of civilised social behaviour, FUCKING CIGARETTE SMOKE!
I call for restraint on both sides and like a sparkly buckle or something in the middle.
So it's all right for Israel to poison our fucking New Year with all that misery is it? I notice every time there's a JEWISH holiday we all have to fucking creep about with our STOCK MARKETS CLOSED and our showbusiness down to a skeleton crew...
You're thinking of Easter. Blame the Romans, you thick fuck.
The Arabs say they were there before the Jews. The Jews say there were there before the Arabs. We should just clear the fucking lot out and give it back to something pre-Biblical. Eyeless crustaceans, say.
Who's this 'we'? If Iran's having a say, I want them knocked back to eyeless crustaceans too. You can't be too careful.
Why must Israel use every means to defend itself? The Holocaust. What should we say to those who criticise Israel? The Holocaust. If there's something weird, and it don't look good, who you gonna call?
I tell you what YOUR Middle East conflict is. The Israelis may despise you for your anti-war stance, but if you were Palestinian your gayness would be much more of a problem, wouldn't it? You twittering fucking splash of cock plasma.
