DIANA, PRINCESS OF WALES MEMORIAL FOUNTAIN

1 Water enters fountain at highest point, highly pumped and diaphanous.

2 Water bounces down steps, emphasising pendulous drops.

3 A specially sculpted 'destiny manager' makes the water rock gently to
Duran Duran.

4 Water picks up momentum and is invigorated by cocaine.

5 Water babbling eastwards over gym matting resembles a surge of love.

6 'Heir bubbles' are introduced as water approaches a niche created by
its own gush.

7 Final destination is the reflecting pool, where the water is violently splashed into a wall at 140 mph.