Teenage slang. It's a
sassy, bewildering mix of mashed-up vocabulary, street talk and
words invented on the spot by the daughter of the Telegraph's
features editor. And predictive text mistakes. It's a veritable
cornuduckingcopia. So come on, 'bemused' parents. Fucking get
with it. Or rather 'Tear youse um handful, rents. Get hip to the
nangbosh jive an ting...'