Teenage slang. It's a sassy, bewildering mix of mashed-up vocabulary, street talk and words invented on the spot by the daughter of the Telegraph's features editor. And predictive text mistakes. It's a veritable cornuduckingcopia. So come on, 'bemused' parents. Fucking get with it. Or rather 'Tear youse um handful, rents. Get hip to the nangbosh jive an ting...'
 

Teenage Slang Words

Awesomnambulant

Book

Cool

Doubles

Evening Standard

Fuckprompt

Gosh Minister

Hench Yooty

Ill On The Floor

Jim Jam Sleepover

Ketamish

Liciolicious

Mumshouse

Nangbosh

Oudish to Candleford

Post-Vanilla

Quirk Shitting

Rago Rago Saucey

Smacka Bim Bim

Tttt

Un-Antwack-Fol-Me-Daddio

Vroomclacka

Well Safa

X Botch

Young Conservative

Zonino Gongu
 

  Meaning:

Cool

Cool

Book

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool

Cool