MARTIAN FM calls for
the immediate expulsion of Israel and the United Kingdom
from the Eurovision Song Contest.
If you agree with
our 10 Point Rant
sign the petition below.
DO NOT USE YOUR
REAL NAME. It will sound really fucking ordinary, and people
will think we just made it up. Also, it could be later used
against you by the following:
a) The Worldwide
Arab Conspiracy,
b) Jewish
Terrorists, or
c) a satirical
version of MI6, with Lily Allen instead of Judi Dench.
USE A FALSE NAME.
This could be your 'porn name' - Facial Avenue, say. Or the
name of a celebrity. If you DO use the name of a celebrity,
please make sure it is in quote marks, to avoid upsetting
any 'real' celebrity umbrage fucks.
You could even
make some sort of political point with your false name. Who
cares? Cockwit. We could not care less. We know you're very
very clever and funny.
A list of
signatories will be published on Friday March 20, 2009.
