Phobos    March 21 - April 20                                                        back

 

Image: A young child learning to ride a bicycle. 
Message: Life wobbles, but has handlebars. 

Fate beckons like a scrubbed toddler - exhilarated little face, chubby little arms reaching out to you with hope and optimism. Meanwhile the past clutches at your face with rasping, bony fingers - a wailing, elderly, incontinent relative having a panic attack, knowing she's about to die. Try to put both images out of your head. Somewhere in the middle of the next Lunar Cycle, ITV4 may lose its appeal. You've been avoiding jazz for long enough: it has searched the house and knows you are crouching in that cupboard, holding your breath with your eyes squeezed shut. Feed your mind. Lag your soul. The numbers 3, 11, 25, 26, 41 and 44 could be significant in this sentence, but watch out for Lady Luck, who can occasionally be a right cunt. A good time to cut down on your daytime drinking, unless you're 'just being sociable' or anything else in quote marks.