Year Of The Rat

1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996

 

People born in the Year of the Rat are noted for their attraction to the
opposite sex only in accordance with media guidelines set out in the Annual
Report of China. Rat People love chain-smoking, infanticide and nights out
at the circus, where the glory of socialist endeavour is expressed by
weightlifting pandas and child acrobats. Rat People love their food but are
quick to anger, preferring Jiaozi (dumplings) to Fulan Gong (verminous
religious extremists beaten to death where appropriate).