TOP TEN GANG INDICATORS!

New tattoo on child's neck, or finger missing.

New nickname e.g 'Shooter', 'Stabbo'.

Defying parental authority at mealtimes by holding a gun sideways in front of your face and calling you 'bitch'.

Wearing bandana and ammunition clips around the house.

Started using new slang phrases such as 'bada bing bada boom crash bang wallop aye-o chicken on a raft motherfucker'.

Facebook profile lists hobbies as 'hookers' and 'identity theft'.

Intimidated witness discovered in boot of family car.

Sudden loss of interest in school/stopped attending school/recently led assault on school with Mac-10 submachine gun.

Developed funny walk like Paulie Walnuts out of the Sopranos.

Gang membership discount card hidden in pornography under bed.