THE TOP 10 UK PARTIES IN THEIR TOP 10 WORDS

(1) 1  

 New Republican Think! Chris Martin's uncle is Tory candidate for Bristol West...

(-) 2  

 Postal Labour I wish/do not wish to be informed of result.

(4) 3    Lib Gummibear Something for all the family though not if sexually transmitted.
(3) 4    Conservative Oho! You expect us to believe that, you BLIAR*? *Oho!
(9) 5    Green We say: 'Billie's definitely the best ever Doctor Who Assistant'.
(-) 6    BBC Government Interactive Wider choice of what we say you say you want.
(2) 7    Respec' Had one of Saddam's Quality Street, but not my favourite.
(-) 8    Tedious Python Loonycunts Behold these virgins, they come to die for our sins.
(10) 9    WEKIP Horizontally brainstorming a better Britain, do not disturb, thank you.
(0) 10    Don't Know If elected will remain totally fucking clueless on your behalf.
        
       (-) = last week's position