THE TOP 10 UK PARTIES IN THEIR TOP 10 WORDS

(1) 1  

 Labour We know you think we were wrong, but you're wrong.

(-) 2  

 Respec' Trouble-seeking bubble-headed rabble heckle rabble-rousing muddled babblefuck.

(2) 3    Conservative Council tax capped! Stamp duty scrapped! Plus free Enya CD!
(6) 4    Liberal Democrat Believing in something worth believing in, and definitely not Tories.
(-) 5    Sinn Fein Gerry Adams Presents The 100 Funniest '70s Political Slogans - Ever!
(-) 6    Plaid Cymru O warrior tribes, prepare for a mighty Conclave of Phlegm.
(-) 7    Save Catford Library I know whereof I speak, I am the fucking librarian!
(-) 8    Veritas Quaffing from our pewter tankard in the Allah Ak Bar.
(4) 9    Green Motorists tried for war crimes, reparations given to polar bears.
(5) 10    Ukip Look who supports us, he used to be in Emmerdale.
        
       (-) = last week's position