TOP TEN STAG DESTINATIONS!

Norfolk. Fast, furious and colourful stag night fun at a converted air force base. With paint drinking. Followed by pukeballing. Scotland. Make it a proper stag do by getting really tanked up. And then actually going stag hunting. In a genuine World War Two tank. Essex. Experience the adrenaline rush of 4X4 cross-country in-car lap dancing. Race your mates to see who goes 'off road blind' first! Birmingham. Take stag fun to dizzy new heights with the UK's only zero-gravity nightclub. Ladies float free before 11 p.m. Sorry, no bouncers. Morecambe. Be the gangmaster of a Budget Night To Remember at the Bayview Hotel. With beer, heroin, big screen porn and cockling until the early hours. Brighton. A stag night with a twist! Outdoor karting, clay pigeon shooting and a pub quiz - all in the company of gay men - offer the bridegroom and his friends a last chance to question their sexuality before the Big Day. Stoke Mandeville. Have you got the brains and the backbone to be the quad bike stag jousting champion? Let's see them! Cardiff. Will there be any 'arson about' on your stag night? The answer is yes if you hire your very own fire engine, complete with fully stocked bar and a top DJ on the turntable. Hoes available on request. Riyadh. Lads! Why not spice up the traditional stag prank by taking the groom on a special Weekender Bender to Saudi Arabia? After two days of heavy illicit drinking, get him 'really lashed' by handcuffing him to a lamp post with his trousers down, and calling the police. Jeremy Clarkson's House. Simply turn up any time after 2 a.m and Jeremy will greet you in his dressing gown. Classic.