TOP TEN YOUTUBE CLIPS!

Igloos melting to a poignant soundtrack.

Russian chess grandmaster nodding off and impaling himself on his bishop.

Lesbian cows rioting at an Anglican farmers' market.

Wind turbines apparently chatting to each other in Swedish.

Busty porn star giggling with an accordion.

Beatboxing, hang-gliding Icelandic banker's suicide.

Freak weather battering the Scottish coast then deep-frying it.

Feral youth demonstrating the dangers of crossing the M6 on a spacehopper.

Tom Cruise defending Scientology, in a wig, on a horse.

Toddler's high-speed parkour run at Babbacombe Model Village.