turner prize shortlist 2002

 

      presented by Tracey Emin



To me, the questian and answer of 'Art' as such is IRRELEVANT. I can see myselve in pyjamas when I'm 60, and ha ha it makes me laugh. Is'nt that WHAT IS ALL ABOUT? 

In a way, 'I made the toast, but you FORGOT TO CALL ME SLAG'. 

The Turner is shit. All this is shit. SHIT COCK CUNT SHIT CUNT THE WAY IT IS IN MY HEAD. But, you know, I'm knocking off soon. Fancy a pint? Kebab. Kebaby. Why not ASK YOURSELVE.

This is Another Place, Another Year. My old ART TEACHER use to say if it dones't MAKE YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT - not working. Stop looking at it.

MARGATE IS A CANVASS. LONDON IS A CAMPUSS.

Look at the roll of women and beauty and questian what 'Art' is.

Cheers!

 

 

Bubble Chamberlain

36 years old, lives and works in London. His latest work Hydrogen Atoms Bashing Into Rodin consists of an empty room decorated with references to science's dogmatic determinism, in the centre of which is a black monolith. Those viewing the work have to swallow miniaturised humming computers, to 'make them think'.

vote for Bubble

 

 

Caroline Milady

36 years old, lives and works in London. Her latest work Empty Room consists of a sequence of photographs - abstract 'notions' constructed from Flexi-Straws, a flight of stairs, and so on. The viewer seems to fly and spin, and has the sensation of 'precariously hovering around London's rooftops, and falling down stairs.'

vote for Caroline

 

 

Darren Gullib

36 years old, lives and works in London. His latest work Dressing the Undressable consists of an empty room with a coloured ceiling and large coloured "anticube" in the centre. An inverted polystyrene model of John Travolta shows how "visual environments change behaviours and the way people are up."

vote for Darren

 

 

Flora Popunder

36 years old, lives and works in London. Her latest work Arse Search Engine  consists of an empty room 'punctuated' by giant 'punctuation marks'. A screen displays the results of a pornography keyword search, surrounded by a 25,000 word transcription of the video of the making of the work arranged in pink letters.

vote for Flora

 

 

 

 

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