London Fashionable Rally Chant Week

 

'Fucking Yanks! Fucking Jews!

We deplore your racist views!'

(suitable for anyone with bad skin)

 

 

Allah uckWa!

(reserved for Neo-Islamites)

 

 

We are the cheeky electorate!

Touch my bum! Touch my bum!

(ladies only)

 

 

1, 2, 3, 4!

Stop this horrible, horrible war!

5, 6, 7, 8!

War we utterly deprecate!

(suitable for Hampstead pre-teens with access to a top of the range megaphone accompanied by doting parents carrying rucksacks full of ciabatta and fucking clementines)

 

 

What do we want?

A rhyme for Hoon!

When do we want it?

Soon!

(best performed by a deaf signing choir in identical t-shirts)