Year of the Woo

1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007

People born in the Year of the Woo are packed with action and 'truly
Chinese' in the sense that China now fully controls their homeland. Woo
People work hard to achieve their goals, yet acquire few possessions, and to
top it all have had their fucking flat bulldozed to make way for a fucking
bank! It is harmless jokes like this one which prove the Government of the
Democratic Chinese Peoples is not the ruthless juggernaut of popular, and
unwise, myth. Woo people are easily angered and love to gossip, so they
should think twice before opening their fucking mouth.